WHAT: Cir-Curse
WHO: The London Bridge Experience
WHERE: The Rennie Vaults, 2 – 4 Tooley St, London SE1 2SY
WHEN: Thursday 20 October – Monday 31 October, 2023
PRICE: £26.95-£29.95
OUR RATING: Do It!
This Halloween season, The London Bridge Experience is set to redefine fear itself with their spine-tingling spectacle, Cir-Curse. If you’re seeking an indelible, heart-pounding experience, look no further.
Cir-Curse beckons the brave, immersing them in a world of unparalleled darkness, mystery, and horror. This experience isn’t for the faint of heart, with entry restricted to those aged 16 and older, and lasting approximately 25 minutes.
From the moment you step inside, you’re enveloped in the eerie ambiance of a traveling circus. The circus theme is executed with precision, from the weathered red and white stripes to the flickering lights that cast disconcerting shadows on the walls. It’s a sensory feast that perfectly sets the stage for the nightmarish tale that unfolds.
At the heart of Cir-Curse lies the enigmatic ringmaster of this cursed circus. Behind the dazzling lights of the big top, a somber narrative of betrayal unfolds, where a bride defies her family’s wishes, setting off a chain of tragic events. The narrative is engrossing, and as you navigate the maze-like corridors, an ominous sense of foreboding takes hold.
What truly distinguishes Cir-Curse is its remarkable fusion of horror and humor, as well as their use of character vignettes spotted throughout the maze. It is at these moments where one isn’t simply running through a maze, but rather getting an opportunity to interact with the ominous (and sometimes hilarious) characters in the depths of the haunt itself. Each and every one of us in our group had a one-on-one interaction with a character, whether it was to be told our fortune, offered a sweet but deadly treat, or bossed around by clowns. One word of warning is that the actors may touch you in this haunt – as one of our reviewers was grabbed and almost tickled to death!
With this variety of characters within its depths, this experience strikes a delicate balance between moments of sheer terror and fits of laughter. Sinister yet comical clowns, a malevolent fortune teller, a dildo wielding drag queen doctor, and chainsaw-toting maniacs lurk around corners, ensuring that screams are frequently accompanied by uneasy chuckles.
The labyrinthine sections, though perilous and disorienting, add an exhilarating layer of unpredictability to the experience. You’ll often find yourself hopelessly lost within the Big Top, heightening your sense of vulnerability and excitement. It’s more than a haunted house; it’s a nerve-wracking maze filled with frights and surprises.
Situated beneath the iconic London Bridge, The London Bridge Experience is renowned for its exceptional ability to unveil the darker aspects of London’s history. It stands as a world-class attraction that consistently delivers unforgettable experiences, and is the one true haunt within London.
Final Thoughts: An adrenaline-pumping adventure that defies all expectations, Cir-Curse skilfully marries terror and humor, weaving an unforgettable tale of love, betrayal, and family ties shattered by darkness. If you’re prepared to confront your deepest fears and navigate treacherous mazes while alternating between laughter and screams, Cir-Curse is the ultimate destination this Halloween.
P.S.: Need to calm your nerves after Cir-Curse? Why not pop next door to the new Slammer’s, an immersive prison-themed cocktail bar? They’ve got some deadly Halloween cocktail specials too!
